Breaking the Rules

Normally I don't break any rules except for when I'm driving, but for this assignment I am required to break the rules of something.  So I have decided to break the unspoken rules of designing professional looking websites.  You know what I'm talking about.  Professional websites don't have those garish, clashing colors and mismatching content sections, or break the flow of information presented in a sensible fashion.  Having no other ideas, I went with it.

Here's a screen shot of it in all it's ugly glory: